2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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commandersheena:


In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
commandersheena:


In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
commandersheena:


In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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internetgf:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:


I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.

but groceries

internetgf:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.

but groceries

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sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

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cramp:

haven’t received nudes in so long, feel like a virgin again

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penis-hilton:

when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

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funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

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