americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via condom)

bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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(via happiest)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(via happiest)

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

(via pmon3y69)

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

(via drinking)

armadillo:

when i was in year 7 i used to make sims in the characters of people i hated and put them in houses with no doors and set them on fire 

(via drinking)

validx2:

Crucial curve  

(via lubricates)