qjtarantino:

he cried over his own movie

(via poopflow)

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(via poopflow)

asight:

Albino Baby Sea Turtle!

asight:

Albino Baby Sea Turtle!

(via condom)

emobaria:

gettin’ real sick of underwear and responsibilities

(via virtualbully)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i dont recall

(via 531-8008)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via spork)

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

(via virtualbully)

thirstfollower:

getting a boner in class

image

(via spork)

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

(via 531-8008)

“I didn’t like my name until you said it.”
— Unknown (via slutstatus)

(via c-onstellxtions)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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